El Caballo

Friday, August 26, 2011

The Hurricane IRENE survival Guide

So as most of our Loyal readers know there is a

by the name of Irene on her way to NYC

she looks like this

But El Caballo is here to give you a List of essential items needed to survive this storm

First thing you will need is

an ounce of purple haze because when the electricity goes and you cant play

what else are you going to do

next you will need

because if you dont have

they

wont be coming for you

next essential item is

it is not your job to repopulate the planet, unless you want a huge child support bill

and the last two essential ingredients are

How else are you suppose cook your nice meal consiting of

and

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Is May 21 2011 the day that the world se jode?

Recently The Message all over the

is that

now for a second lets forget that this is an add for a radio station for a second.

lets see if this could be true. if the apocalypse is truly among us then there would be signs all around us. right?

I mean its not like ohh naa naa whats her name

is following

after he

oh shyt wait nvm that is a coincidence

I mean its not like the

is hosted by

man thats just affirmative action

next your going to tell me that

are going to star in the remake of

OHHHHHH

we are

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Who Hacked the Playstation Network? Was it...

Earlier last month we learned that Sony Playstation was compromised by...

Which means that you have not been able to get online to play a little...

Which in-turn means that your wife, girlfriend and/or chia have been getting allot of...

...Or if you're really the romantic type...

Sex on the Beach....I mean...

Sex On The Beach!

Now this ofcourse has kept your wifey, girlfriend and/or chia...

But it has us men...I mean gamers...very...

And we want answers, dammit!

So who's responsible for hacking the "sophisticated, high tech computer systems" at Sony Playstation?

Well...I hired my good friend...

To help us list some suspects.

1. Who is...

Playstation spokesman Kevin Butler (AKA Jerry Lambert) for $100.00, Alex!

Motivation: A lifetime sitcom and commerical actor who finally found a home as the spokesman for Playstation. Since Lambert is fresh into money he probably blew his first few checks on prostitutes, alcohol and drugs and now needed money to keep up with his newly found addictions.

2. Who is...

Actress Angelina Jolie for $500.00, Alex!

Motivation: She just so happened to star in a movie entitled 'Hackers'...Interesting! Now while she may not be screaming "broke", she does have allot of fucking adapted kids and, let's be honest, kids are expensive as shit!

3. Who is...

Ex-NBA player Shawn Kemp for $1,000.00, Alex!

Motivation: He too has allot of fucking kids!

4. Who is...

Neo from 'The Matrix' for $2,000.00, Alex!

Motivation: Neo sure had no problem taking either the red or blue pill from Morpheus. Signs of a true junkie who would do anything for money. Let's face it, he's always played a dude who looks high. See:

5. (It's the Daily Double)...Who is...

Actor Bobb'e J. Thompson for $5,000.00, Alex!

Motivation: Well, let's be honest he plays a bad ass a little too good and is the spokesman for the PSP. Bobb'e is my main suspect and I call on authorities to place his little delinquent ass in Spofford Juvenile Detention Center until we can gather up enough evidence to lock his ass up for a long ass time!

In closing I'd like to say that if my...