So as most of our Loyal readers know there is a
by the name of Irene on her way to NYC
she looks like this
But El Caballo is here to give you a List of essential items needed to survive this storm
First thing you will need is
an ounce of purple haze because when the electricity goes and you cant play
what else are you going to do
next you will need
because if you dont have
or
or
or
they
wont be coming for you
next essential item is
it is not your job to repopulate the planet, unless you want a huge child support bill
and the last two essential ingredients are
How else are you suppose cook your nice meal consiting of
and
DR