Carlito Brigante...The World's Most Interesting Man???

When we last saw Carlito Brigante we saw...

Oh shit...Wait....That's right!  Can we just act as if that never happened?

The last time we saw THE REAL Carlito Brigante we saw...

Being stretchered out of Penn Station....

After being shot by...

None other than Benny Blaco from the Bronx...

Or was that the last time we saw Mr. Brigante?

The last time we see Mr. Brigante in Carlito's Way he is shown closing his eyes.  It is supposed to represent his death...But did he die?  El Caballo writer Jason Marrero went deep underground and uncovered the truth.  Not only is Carlito Brigante alive but he's doing EXTREMELY well. 

So where is he and what is he doing you ask?  Well...Carlito Brigante is none other than...

The most interesting man in the world. 

"WHAT"?  You ask.  Well, let's start by looking at the strong resemblance...

The slick back hair and the beard only scream...

BORICUA and...

CAPICU...

From the TV commercials we've seen that The Most Interesting Man In The World enjoys the night life...Well so does...

Carlito!  Heck he even owns a night club along with his business partner SASO...used to be Ron...

Need further proof?  Well here it is...We know that The Most Interesting Man In The World doesn't always drink but when he does he drinks...

Dos Equis...You know who else chooses Dos Equis?

Fellow El Caballo writer Dan Rodriguez?  No no no...we know he prefers...

I was actually talking about none other than...

Carlito Brigante....

Yes, that's right...Carlito Brigante was the original poster child for Dos Equis and there's the proof...

Let's look at the facts...

1. Carlito's way takes place in 1975 which would mean Carlito would be up in age and have a full head and beard full of grays... Hmmmm Dos Equis man certainly has that.
2. Old Puerto Rican men have a history of chasing young tail and partying at old age...Hmmmm Dos Equis man has those characteristics too

And how else do I know Carlito Brigante did not die in the last scene of Carlito's Way?  The last time we see him we see Carlito closing his eyes.  Any Puerto Rican knows this not signify death but signifies that he took a nap because we all know that all Puerto Ricans are not only always late but...

Lazy...


Written by
Jason Marrero