Is May 21 2011 the day that the world se jode?

Recently The Message all over the 

is that 

now for a second lets forget that this is an add for a radio station for a second. 

lets see if this could be true. if the apocalypse is truly among us then there would be signs all around us. right?

I mean its not like ohh naa naa whats her name

is following

on 

after he

oh shyt wait nvm that is a coincidence 

I mean its not like the 

is hosted by 

man thats just affirmative action

next your going to tell me that

are going to star in the remake of 

OHHHHHH

we are

DR

Who Hacked the Playstation Network? Was it...

Earlier last month we learned that Sony Playstation was compromised by...

Which means that you have not been able to get online to play a little...

Which in-turn means that your wife, girlfriend and/or chia have been getting allot of...

...Or if you're really the romantic type...

Sex on the Beach....I mean...

Sex On The Beach!


Now this ofcourse has kept your wifey, girlfriend and/or chia...

But it has us men...I mean gamers...very...

And we want answers, dammit!


So who's responsible for hacking the "sophisticated, high tech computer systems" at Sony Playstation?

Well...I hired my good friend...

To help us list some suspects.


1.  Who is...

Playstation spokesman Kevin Butler (AKA Jerry Lambert) for $100.00, Alex!

Motivation: A lifetime sitcom and commerical actor who finally found a home as the spokesman for Playstation.  Since Lambert is fresh into money he probably blew his first few checks on prostitutes, alcohol and drugs and now needed money to keep up with his newly found addictions.

2. Who is...

Actress Angelina Jolie for $500.00, Alex!

Motivation: She just so happened to star in a movie entitled 'Hackers'...Interesting!  Now while she may not be screaming "broke", she does have allot of fucking adapted kids and, let's be honest, kids are expensive as shit!


3.  Who is...

Ex-NBA player Shawn Kemp for $1,000.00, Alex!

Motivation:  He too has allot of fucking kids!


4.  Who is...

Neo from 'The Matrix' for $2,000.00, Alex!

Motivation:  Neo sure had no problem taking either the red or blue pill from Morpheus.  Signs of a true junkie who would do anything for money.  Let's face it, he's always played a dude who looks high.  See:

5. (It's the Daily Double)...Who is...

Actor Bobb'e J. Thompson for $5,000.00, Alex!

Motivation:  Well, let's be honest he plays a bad ass a little too good and is the spokesman for the PSP.  Bobb'e is my main suspect and I call on authorities to place his little delinquent ass in Spofford Juvenile Detention Center until we can gather up enough evidence to lock his ass up for a long ass time!

In closing I'd like to say that if my...

Is stolen...

I'm going...

                                                        On your asses...

                                           Boom bye-bye, bitches (Angry Jamaican voice)



Written by Jason Marrero

Don't stop pop that poll Doo doo Brown

This JUST in

Uncle Luke

of

 is running for Mayor of Miami-Dade

Yes The same Uncle Luke  that gave us 

 is Running  for the Mayor of Miami.

Hey its not like he has no ties to the community.

After all he was provided financial assistance to all

 football players.

oh wait that is against all NCAA regulation ooppss Nevermind.

EL Caballo has Received an Advance copy of the election Ballet and Lets take a look at Uncle Lukes competion. 

Fidel Castro : after all Miami Has a huge Cuban Population and well Fidel is Cuban

Elian Gonzalez: He once lived in Miami

Gloria James: She could top off all of Miami Guaranteed

La Madrina Griselda Blanco: Vote or Die..... Literally 

Jimmy McMillian: Because even in Miami the rent is too damn high

And Finallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

The Rock- Because it doesn't Matter who you vote for

-Danielr11220

Spring Weekends Matches made In heaven and matches made in hell

Ahh Spring time is amongst us That means that 

flowers are blooming which most people think is a good thing but for me it just means I will be doing 

of 

For Most the spring time is 

I mean in one weekend we can have a 

then we find out 

got poped by a team of 

I mean

wait no I mean 

 we also find out that

is still alive 

then the next weekend  

the evil empire of 

was finally taken down by the great heros know as 

Actually it was 

ahh you gotta love the sping

-DRodriguez1220