The Tax Refund

Okay, Class raise your hand if you got your

yet

ok good now run to 

because you know you are 

for your 

so you can get your  new 

or go to 

because after all it is your money that 

took from you 

DR

You Might Be Related....

They say every person has a twin or look-a-like.  Here at El Caballo we decided to help a few celebrities find their potential relatives so that they may have closure to their lives...Thank us later


First we have:

James Brown of CBS Sports and...

Cleveland Brown of Family Guy and The Cleveland Show


Second we have:

Former NBA player Sam Cassell and either...

El Chupacabra or

Smeagol AKA Gollum of The Lord Of The Rings.  Both Sam and Gollum chased rings for a living.  Sam retired with two championship rings while Gollum eventually lost his life chasing "The Ring".



Third We Have:

Former MLB pitcher Pedro Martinez and...

Any owner of ANY local participating bodega


Fourth:

Can these two be related to...

...These two?  Notice the similar poses.

Fifth We Have:

Pop sensation Justin Bieber and

Talkshow host Ellen Degeneres.  Could these two lovely ladies be sisters???


Sixth:

Former New York Knick Forward Charles Smith and

Dog Shit...All we know about this one is both have the reputation of stinking it up REAL quick...

Seventh We Have:

NBA superstar Lebron James and either

NBA player Delonte West.  Who's your daddy, Lebron?

Such a nice looking family...

Or is this Lebron's look-a-like...

Lastly We Have:

Co-Creator and C.E.O. of El Caballo Daniel Rodriguez and

Wisin y Yandel...Hmmmmmm


One thing is for certain...we need to call this guy....

To clear it all up...



JM

That Some RACIST @#$!

Last Night as I was watching reruns of 

on nick at night 

I saw one of the most racist commercial I ever seen in my life.

 

I mean WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know what your thinking and yes I have no choice put to pull out the 

AHHH, The Race Card,

but come on an Iphone game that makes you work in a taco shop for Miguel making tacos vato locos.

were the hell is Ed Lover when you need him.

This Game is made by Venevisíon International which  is a global television network which broadcasts Spanish content in the United States and in other locations around the globe. In other words they are a wannabe

or

Depends were you get you latest 

William Levy Novela from 

but some other notable Venevisíon products include

and 

man they just know how to exploit the stereotype don't they?

I mean whats next ethnic skin tone crayons

Never mind Crayola got that covered......SMH!!!!!!!!!!!

DR

Artist Promotion

shout out to one of my best friends still following his music dreams. please subscribe to his you tube page dablocksmoshated

DR

Slicing your way through a career change

USA Today is reporting that 

Kimbo Slice will make his professional WRESTLING debut over in Japan in the near future. 

I know what you are thinking.  Doesn't Kimbo look like 

El Cuco Aka the Hispanic Bogey man.

in all seriousness this man is about to change his career again.

First of all why is Kimbo even Famous.

Yes he

his way all over the internet with videos like the one above until 

ultimately gave him a shot to compete in the 

yet he couldn't do much there because well all he can do is punch, which made Kimbo think he could be the next

so he can save the sport of boxing and be the face of the forgotten heavyweight division,but wait Kimbo woke up and realized he just to old to start boxing in a professional matter against men with decades of proper training. 

so now Kimbo will try to brave the world of pro-wrestling.

I wonder can Kimbo be able to perform at the levels of the below performers

 

while talking the talk like the GREAT ONE 

if not Kimbo might be looking for another job, then again if Jennifer Hudson's Baby Daddy can be a wrestler

Maybe anyone can.

DR

Bad Credit No Credit shytttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt Thats My Problem

305 

no its just not the new are code of 

that actually the credit score of a latino keep in mind a good credit score looks more like the are code of 

so why are latinos credit score so low.

well when we get that

we feel like we got a free G to go get some 

and 

rather than 

and for all those that get offended by El Caballo's Point of view

ya can 

suck a 

lighten up its comedy

DR

Last Thursday at a meeting with Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver and his school overcrowding task force, Cathleen Black, the New York City School chancellor stated that perhaps NYC schools wouldn't be so overcrowded if New Yorkers started using...

or....

....birth control...


Hahahahaha...Oooooohhhhh, Ms. Black....Welcome to El Caballo's version of...

HELL...

So who is Cathleen Black exactly?

Ms. Black began her career at Holiday Magazine and later worked for USA Today as both publisher and president.  In 1996 she became president of Hearst Magazine.  She also serves as a member of the board of directors of IBM and The Coca-Cola Company.

Hmmmm...Pretty impressive, Cathleen.  Only I don't see how a magazine background gets you a position in....uhhhhhhh....I don't know....

 















EDUCATION...And not just any position but The New York City School Chancellor?  Really?  Really?

Yes, Miz...REALLY!


First, let's examine the man who gave her this job...

Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who's the mayor of New York City by way of Boston, MA...And we all know that everyone from Boston are...

Really bad dancers.


Silly rabbit,"Bad dancers" don't know anything about kids and their education.

Perhaps instead of birth control certain New Yorkers such as Mr Bloomberg and Ms Black should volunteer to off themselves to help alleviate some of the overcrowding in not just schools but in the city.

Here are some ideas to help with your departure to the after life:

Perhaps you two can play Russian Roulette with an...

or the two of you can play a game of beer pong with cups full of

or maybe the two of you would be better off snorting lines of

However you guys decide to end yourselves please do it quickly because the future of our beautiful...

...and the future of our...

...depends on it



JM