You said WHAT??? PAUSE!!!

Since the early 90's if you lived in 'The hood' and you've said or have done something reckless you've heard the following reactions:

• "H*MO!"
• "PAUSE"
• "AY YOOOOOOOOOO"

Here @ El Caballo we'd like to prevent you from saying or doing something so reckless that you will be ridiculed by your friends for a very long time....or atleast until the next person says something even more reckless.

Man rule written in El Caballo rule book states that all people are responsible for their own reckless statement and/or action and must follow each violation up with the word "PAUSE"

The following are examples of when the word "PAUSE" must be said regardless of age and/or gender:

1.    You're at a participating...











...restaurant and you're friend tells the employee he wants "Double Meat".

PAUSE!

2.  You just got out the club and you're starving so you hit up the local Halal spot...

....Muhammed asks you if you'd like "white sauce on your meat"...


PAUSE....walk away and go grab breakfast from a diner instead!

3.  You're at a Yankee game with a girl you've recently been dating and she comes back from the concession stand with....

...One of these.  Halfway through finishing she says "I don't know if I can finish this.  I haven't had something this size since college"


PAUSE....Leave during the 7th inning stretch, take her back to your crib and knock that down for the last time before never calling her again afterwards.


4.Earl, the new guy at the office, invites everyone to a party.  You don't want to be rude so you show up.  2...

....later and Earl gets on the dance floor where you witness...

PAUSE...proceed to the exit and tell the boss the next day that you witnessed Earl stealing laptops.


5.  You pull up to the block with your brand new BMX...




















...And Tim (the man in the blue shirt) says  "Can you ride me somewhere?"


PAUSE....kick Tim in the stomach and proceed to ride far away from the scene.


6.  Brent just came home from a 5 year bid upstate...

...One of your boys, Tony, approaches Brent and releases the following statement:  "Damn, Brent, you got mad big.  Can I feel your muscle?"


PAUSE...Hope Brent wasn't turned out while in prison and pray that he punches a hole in Tony's grill after that recklessness.


The morale of this blog is not only to make you laugh but to hope that you...

...And think before saying something reckless because in the end the...

...Joke will be on you!




JM