Hey You Never Know

What is the lottery? well according to 

I mean

The lottery is defined as 

a gambling game or method of raising money, as for some public charitable purpose, in which a large number of tickets are sold and a drawing is held for certain prizes.

So basically you go 

and get one of these

one of these

one of these

some of these 

and lastly a bag of

and when you win you get lots of money, opportunistically half of it goes to 

those @$%holes

so us Latinos we found a way around that. As you know here at El Caballo we pride ourselves on our investigative journalism, After all we are the 

of the 

 Here is what we discovered 

LA BOLITA

What it is  simple. First of all you have to take a trip down to the 

 and you give the owner your pick of numbers. the next day the owner checks the 

to see how much was bet on 

the day before and bingo whoever matches their number to that amount wins the prize.

EL SUE SUE

what this is is that you give your money to a

   ten weeks later she gives you the money back with some interest and at the same time she lends some one else the money and they got ten weeks to pay it back with interest. Come to think of it didn't rich white people try this too, didn't they use this guy

ooopppss I forgot that didn't work out that good. MY BAD Y'ALL

DR