What does your liquor/beer choice say about you?
If you order a
@ a bar, 10 times out of 10 you're a Puerto Rican
In contrast if you order a shot of
9 times out of 10 you're a black male
Ordering a
Usually means you're a white male who trades stock by day and herpies by night
Going to the bodega and buying any of these...
Usually means you're broke and/or on unemployment....or just straight homeless
Going to the supermarket and getting a case of these...
USUALLY means you look like this...
....And enjoy watching
On ESPN
Going to the liquor store to get...
Usually means you're a chick...from the hood
Order a...
...at a bar and it usually means you're a female with style and class....And if you're a man at a bar and orders this drink, it usually means you end up like this...
....at the end of the night.
Drinking on...
...While puffing on...
Probably means you're...
Jamaican
Jamaicans also believe that adding...
And
Will cause women to become extra...
Horny
Us Puerto Ricans also have a drink for that....And it's called....
....And remember...If you feel
About any of our blogs here at El Caballo...IT'S JUST COMEDY!
JM
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