Men Are Indeed Dogs...But Women Are Cats

For decades women have referred to men as "dogs"....Now while this may be true to a certain extent we cannot overlook the fact that women are the complete opposite...Cats...Let us examine:

A dog shits in public for all to see his dirt and then relies on others to clean up his shit...

...Like so
Very similar to a man who constantly puts his "shit" out on the streets for all to see.







Now a cat shits wear?

A box.  A litter box to be technical...And what does a cat do after they're done shitting in this box?

They cover their shit up! You may smell their shit but chances are very slim that you're going to get your hands dirty and try to uncover it.









A man, very similar to a dog, has a hard time hiding the fact that they just did something wrong...Like so...

Notice the dogs tail between it's legs as it knows it just fucked up.







Now a cat's, very similar to a woman's, expression hardly ever changes so we never really know what they're thinking...

...Like so.









Cats are historically unloyal creatures who get bored real quick so they pick a fight with you...

...Like so











The easiest thing to do would be to put her in it's place...

...Like So











But that will get you throw in here...

...The Dog House












Avoid this at all cost, fellas, and remember this very important thing...

THERE'S NO PUSSY LIKE NO PUSSY!










JM