Bed Bugs?...I Shouldn't Have Drank So Much

Over the past year the bedbug has taken over beds across the United States Of America.

What is a bedbug exactly?  Let us examine:

Wikipedia defines bedbugs as small parasitic insects. The most common type is Cimex lectularius.^[2] The term usually refers to species that prefer to feed on human blood. All insects in this family live by feeding exclusively on the blood of warm-blooded animals.

This definition is incorrect.

So what is a bedbug you ask?

An unwanted bed-guest.

Similar to the insect, this species is very hard to exterminate.

What causes bedbugs to enter your bed?

Any of these or...

Mixed with...

"E" pills














While the bedbug insect can leave marks on the body...so can the human bedbug...such as:

Or...

How do you avoid "bedbugs"?

1.  Use the buddy system during a night out of heavy drinking.

2.  Switch house keys with all of your friends during the beginning of the night.  Therefore when you're totally shit faced and finally stumble home with the bedbug, you won't be able to get into your house.  9 times out of 10 he lives with his parents so you can't go back to his place.

If a bedbug does make it in to your house there is a way to avoid spreading and infestation....

Or

Men should always never trust this one 100 pct as 80 pct of female bedbugs will claim they "forgot to take the pill that day"

This will cause the female stress and the man...

Early Death.

In closing, El Caballo, would like to do it's part of stopping the spread of bedbugs so we ask that you please use extreme caution because in the end a

Can lead to an even worst pest problem that's even harder to get rid of....

CRABS!









JM