Why, yes I am a 'douche'!

Oye, mi gente!  Pictured on the left side of your screen is a vaginal instrument used to douche.  

Douche is God's (and doctors) gift to stink pussy...or choocha so, fellas, next time someone addresses you as a 'douche' simply say "Thank you.  You're far too kind"

Cheers,
El Caballo