Last Thursday at a meeting with Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver and his school overcrowding task force, Cathleen Black, the New York City School chancellor stated that perhaps NYC schools wouldn't be so overcrowded if New Yorkers started using...

or....

....birth control...


Hahahahaha...Oooooohhhhh, Ms. Black....Welcome to El Caballo's version of...

HELL...

So who is Cathleen Black exactly?

Ms. Black began her career at Holiday Magazine and later worked for USA Today as both publisher and president.  In 1996 she became president of Hearst Magazine.  She also serves as a member of the board of directors of IBM and The Coca-Cola Company.

Hmmmm...Pretty impressive, Cathleen.  Only I don't see how a magazine background gets you a position in....uhhhhhhh....I don't know....

 















EDUCATION...And not just any position but The New York City School Chancellor?  Really?  Really?

Yes, Miz...REALLY!


First, let's examine the man who gave her this job...

Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who's the mayor of New York City by way of Boston, MA...And we all know that everyone from Boston are...

Really bad dancers.


Silly rabbit,"Bad dancers" don't know anything about kids and their education.

Perhaps instead of birth control certain New Yorkers such as Mr Bloomberg and Ms Black should volunteer to off themselves to help alleviate some of the overcrowding in not just schools but in the city.

Here are some ideas to help with your departure to the after life:

Perhaps you two can play Russian Roulette with an...

or the two of you can play a game of beer pong with cups full of

or maybe the two of you would be better off snorting lines of

However you guys decide to end yourselves please do it quickly because the future of our beautiful...

...and the future of our...

...depends on it



JM