As we all know Mike Bloomberg (the Mayor of New York City) is a canto cabron (Puerto Rican term for asshole) but El Caballo is here to inform the top 5 reason why our Mayor is a Cabron
Number 5: The Pendejo was born in Boston how the hell can you be the Mayor of New York when you were born in Boston that is just straight wrong.
Number 4: you were a democrat all your life yet you switch to republican because there was too much competition in the 2001 democratic primary man thats a punk move Mr. Mayor
Number 3: you change the law on term limits so you can run for mayor a third time. seriously some one go to burger king and give him a crown because apparently he wants to become king of New York
Number 2: the subway fare keeps going up at this rate by the end of your administration it will be cheaper to buy a nickelbag than a ride on the subway.
Number 1: How the hell is it that a week after the blizzard Brooklyn still looks like the piragua man ejaculated all over the street.
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