Confessions of a true Knick Fan: Why we hate Lebron and Why we want Carmelo

Over the last couple of NBA season New York Knick's fans were actively hoping that Lebron James would come and mend our broken hearts so we can be relevant and good once again. It was a long courtship but in the end Lebron decided to take his talents down to south beach and play in front of 500 people a night in the American Air Lines Arena. Which left Knick fans more bitter than heart broken, but how can that be you may ask, well let me break it down for ya in terms of another scenario that every one is probably familiar with a High School love story. Lebron represent that hot girl from your math class freshman year that you have a crush on but she has a man from around her way (the Cleveland Cavaliers), now by the time senior year rolls around she grown into one of the hottest girls in the school and now her and her man are constantly arguing  and look like they are on a one way trip to splitsville, but like all long term relationships that travel to splitsville they sometimes reunite, but now she is single and your going to chase after your dream girl, but your not alone not only do you with her ex trying to get her back, now the schools pretty boy (the Miami heat) the kid who throws all the parties yet has no real friends (the Chicago bulls) the school nerd (the LA clippers)and your little brother a freshman who has a rich father (the new jersey nets). Now of course that all these dude kicking game shorty is mad gassed and lets the attention get to her head and cant realize your the person who could love her the best instead in a WTF moment she chooses the pretty boy which every one knows will treat her like shyt once the honeymoon phase is over. Now your a little hurt at first but your more pissed of than anything so now you determined for this girl to realize she made the mistake of a lifetime, so now you have to bag her best friend (Carmelo Anthony) who is pretty in her own right and is feeling you as well. I hope you guys now have a better understanding why Knick's Fans Hate Lebron and want Carmelo.